How did I join the Drive team?

Long story, but here goes. It was 3am. I was walking down the middle of the Vegas strip, wearing a tube top and diapers and drinking a 40, when I bumped into Ed Kelly. He asked me if I needed a ride, or some spare change...or a pair of pants. I flipped him off, shared my beer, and he offered me a job on his radio station. At the time, I was going by "Glynda", but was aptly re-named after Janis Joplin's "Bobbi McGee" and Taylor Dane (Ed has a fondness for both).

Now, I live a happy normal life in Rutland with my dog and a slight limp. I don't like popcorn, and I've been known to tell children that the reason we hide eggs at Easter is because Jesus has high cholesterol. I've never been arrested (in this state) and really like the smell of new books. Anything else you wanna know, ask Ed.